:: commissioner of vengeance ::

two months ago, someone out there decided they should take the highway to the danger zone right into the danger zone.

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in taking my most valued material possession and primary mode of transport from me [by cutting the bolts off the stop sign, hoisting it lock and all over top of the post and fleeing like a coward into the darkness. they did not win it fairly in a thunderdome match or a game of crossfire.] this stranger has incurred my wrath. oh and the wrath of a tiny sicilian/concentrated humanoid is boundless.

i have since ordered a new bike so that i may once again be mobile. and appropriately i have named it vengeance [the demon whip]. tempered from raw steel built beyond the 7 seas. with vengeance i shall ride to protect those who may fall victim to bike theft and to avenge those who have been wronged in such a manner. a trying charge indeed.
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to aid me in this quest i had prepared this pendant to be mounted on it’s headtube.

 

HOWEVER recently it seems to have been vanquished to the nether-realms and i’m left without it’s aid! because everyone knows magical talisman are a primary source of such powers.

 

 

so to you i pose this offer:

if someone will purchase a replacement talisman/pendant currently available here [though please get in touch before taking me up on this]

i will return the favor by making for you an inked commission of your description!

if this is of interest to you please leave a comment or email me at smo [at] smomotion [dot] com and discussion shall be had!

posted by smo in rant and have Comments (7)

7 Responses to “:: commissioner of vengeance ::”

  1. Mike Carlo says:

    Sorry about your bike Smo, such are the perils of city living. I love the air guitar pic. I’m glad you’re making art again. Keep it up.

  2. Great blog and great work here.

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  3. monkeyKing says:

    is that new bike a swobo? just curious after seeing it on oC’s flikr. (I’ve always lusted for a galvanized Sanchez.)

  4. monkeyKing says:

    yeah the video is awsome. if Hal had a weekly tv show rating bike locking, i’d tune in every week. i’ll be using the idea of securing the seat with an old length of bike chain wrapped in an old inner tube on my town bike.

    my rides include: an around town noodley Fuji Track bike; an ancient C’dale Delta V for backwoods trail maintenance (upgraded w/ ENO Eric SS hub and PVC scabbard to hold machete); a Waltworks 29er; and a Waltworks CX. (an eclectic mix that is decidedly more rural than urban eh?)

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