i’ve been spending all this time discussing 2d animation software i never touched on my 3d modeling expertise!
here’s a 3d computer model i built recently:
meet rolf and dolf! these USBeasts will eat your portable flash drives for breakfast and crush your binary with both their heads! this was a present for a friend that started out as me wanting to make a mix cd and spiraled out of control…
they spontaneously manifested out of armature wire, aluminum foil, super sculpey, acrylic paint, acrylic gloss medium, and two 2 gig usb drives they decided to eat and cram into the side of your macbook when it’s not looking, to play you battle music.
you might say “smo, instead of using two 2 gig usb drives why not just use one 4 gig one? so people can look at all the information on the drives at once?” to which i would reply “because this wolf has two heads and they’re both hungry, poindexter!”
these guys were almost triplets, due to the drives i mangled coming in a 3 pack; but i think you’ll agree that fran krause really needed to be made aware of the works of ronnie james dio, so that extra drive was put to good use! also it seemed like they might have a difficult time jamming their faces into a usb port otherwise, but hey, there’s always extension cables for that sorta thing, right?!
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i’m thinking about making some stuff like this to bring to comic cons this year…WOULD YOU GIVE ME MONEY FOR THINGS LIKE THIS?! would you like to see stuff without usb drives being digested too? PLEASE TELL ME INTERNET!!!
next time: “we finish what we started [2 years ago]” or “what’s a two part mold?”…
